silly little guy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sirenspells
garaks-padded-bra

babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

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Same kid just passed me a note reading “I Ned Car”

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I was like why do you need a car? And he just sighed and kicked the floor and said “Needa get outta here man.”.

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timegears-moved

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saw this comment on a post and while the post itself was fine i saw people in the notes saying that they were going to add the phrase "go lick windows or something" to their vocabulary and you should absolutely not fucking do this!!!!!

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theclam-beforethestorm

[Image ID: 1: a Reddit reply that says, “And if you’re just making this story up, that’s even worse. Go lick windows or something.” 2: definition that reads, “window licker (plural window lickers) (Britain, slang, offensive) A mentally handicapped person.” End ID]